Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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