The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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