i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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