Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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