Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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