Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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