Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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