I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
