Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to stick my p in your. b.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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