I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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