yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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