Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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