Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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