dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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