But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Are we still banned from the library?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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