I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
never play flip cup with pint glasses
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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