Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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