Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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