this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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