How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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