do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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