Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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