Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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