i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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