im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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