He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
How external is "for external use only"?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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