He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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