he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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