Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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