i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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