Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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