Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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