ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
