so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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