If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
