So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
