Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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