: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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