i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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