why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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