Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Randomize
