Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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