Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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