Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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