i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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