oh god the rape fog is back!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
