ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
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go home
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I take back everything I said about communal showers
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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