I could make wine with my vomit
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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