i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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