The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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