PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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