What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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