Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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