just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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